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Didn t laugh Didn t smile Didn t even blow air through my nose Not once.
I eventually continued it as an audiobook otherwise I wouldn t have finished it.
It felt like a kid story Maybe I don t get the British humour I feel like I usually like it tho But I just couldn t get myself to care.
Remember back when funny books were funny Back before you went to college and found out that Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen weren t funny after all, but Samuel Beckett and Charles Dickens were hilarious Remember when the words on the page didn t just make you smile wryly and shake your head in shame for humanity, but actually made you laugh out loud Well, that s the kind of humor that Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman s 1990 release Good Omens brims with, and it is so damn good.
The two British authors were both relatively unknown at the time of their partnership, having met when Gaiman working as a journalist at the time interviewed Pratchett on the success of his first major novel, The Colour of Magic The two became quick friends and proceeded to write the 398 pages of the now cult classic novel by sending floppy disks through the mail and calling each other on the phone Of cou
I somehow ended up reading them both simultaneously So I couldn t help wonderingWhat Madam Bovary Might Have Thought Of Good OmensThree days later, a package arrived there was no return address, but she immediately recognised Rodolphe s hand It contained a paperback novel, whose title was Good Omens Feverishly, she cast herself over it Her English was poor, but, with the aid of a dictionary, she persevered and soon made great progress.
Theshe read, the greater her bewilderment became The book at first reminded her of Candide, which she had surreptitiously read at the convent, but M Voltaire ssprit had been replaced by another ingredient she was unable to name she suspected that it must be the strange English invention they called humour All the personages were well meaning and agreeable DON T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSHThe Apocalypse is not off to a good start.
Ten years ago, Crowley a demon brought the infant Anti Christ to a group of Satanic Nuns who swapped the Anti Christ with a human child For ten years, Aziraphale an Angel and Crowley educate the child on the finer points of good and evilPeople couldn t become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wickedThen, when the Anti Christ was supposed to come into his full powers, Crowley and Aziraphale realize that they didn t have the right child SH T Further, they simultaneously realize that they rather like Earth If the holy war was allowed to finish, then everything would be destroyed and divvied up between the two realms and that divide would be terrible Hell may have all the best compose