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[ Read Online Angel ✓ horses PDF ] by James Patterson µ Finished this so long ago but never reviewed SO MANY FLAWS Love Maximum Ride, but really James Patterson, I m beginning to hate you.
Flaw 1 Max and Fang were in LOVE They were best friends before that and would tell each other ANYTHING Once they see each other in this book they have nothing to say to each other and act like strangers Okay, maybe I was expecting a little heartfelt reunion, but THIS What the hell was THAT That was two middle school friends seeing each other after 20 years and having nothing in common any NOT the best duo I could possibly ever think of That was a MAJOR plothole Try to intertwine some memories, please James Flaw 2 Dylan As soon as Fang leaves, Max sits in her room for a day then runs with open arms to Dylan Okay, Fangs gone, time to move on I don t THINK so Max apparently fell in love with him Sure Okay She knew h Also posted on STRANGEMORE.
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Oh schnikes.
James Patterson is now using the word imprint now God help us all.
Well, considering the imprinting in this book is from one teenager to another and that they are actually BIRD mutants the term imprint originated from the act of a baby bird bonding with it s mother , it isn t quite as icky as a wolf imprinting on and falling in instatruelove with a newborn baby Because we all know that bestiality combined with pedophilia is totally romantic, right But still, Patterson WTF Other than the obvious blatant attempt to appeal to the Twilight generation with the onset of a love triangle between a blond Adonis type mutant and the rugged dark haired broody mutant, I had a lot of fun reading this book and the series in general.
I probably should be ashamed to say that I read the Maximum Ride series, but who am I kidding I



nooooooooooooo is not fair is iggy s turn People in James Patterson s personal page he posted the first 8 chapters of Angel and they were disturbing you ll see when you finish chapter 8.
Hmmm I think if Fang dies, I will too So that s why I feared for my life in Fang I think I know what Max would say right about now If Fang is in any way harmed if he gets a hangnail you won t see another morning As for the whole Max Dylan thing, it would depend on if it lasts This would be the ideal situation 1 Max falls for Dylan2 Max sees Fang or hears from him or something like that.
3 Max realizes that she loves Fang than Dylan4 Fang gets jealous protective of Max5 Dylan leaves or diesThe end But I think this is what will happen instead 1 Max will resist falling for Dylan2 Max will fall for Dylan, then will hear from Fang and be all mad at him4 Fang will get jealous and will either fight an internal war or come and beat the mess out of Dylan I d prefer option 2 5 JP will give us another agonizing year long waiting period to sit and wonder Max and Fang are gonna get to see each other before the whole twenty years spiel Phew.
Impending love triangleOoFor me, the Voice may have said that Dylan was Max s genetic match, but Fang will always be her soulmate.
I m just wondering how many books in this series there are going to be Even the description admits it evil scientists are still trying to convince Max that she needs to save the world STILLCome on Mr Patterson, how much can you drag this out Seriously, here are my suggestions 1 Kill Angel the evil, little, back stabbing brat.
2 Let Fang return.
3 Let Max save the world.
4 Give the Flock a happy ending Edit 3 17 Much, much better Let me revise me old list 1 Angel can stay Don t kill her off, or I will cry.
2 Fang can I don t even know Be happy on his own with the Fang gang, I guess.
3 Let Max save the world.
4 Give the Flock a happy ending.
5 And a new suggestion Keep Dylan around NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAngel IS GETTING A BOOK But the she demon is evil she nearly got the flock killed and caused Max and Fang to break up for 20 years Yet she gets a book.
What are you thinking J.
P.
Max is believing that Dylan is her perfect match, seriously thats impossible You better fix this mess J.
P or you will be slaughtered by vicious fangirls.
This series should have ended three books ago, before all that stupid global warming stuff And I hear there will be yet ANOTHER book coming out after this I LOVE Maximum Ride, but seriously, even good things have to come to an end And if this ends up like all the other series I read that went on too long, the series is only gonna get worse From what I ve read of Angel, that s the way it s going to be.
I mean, issues Dylan Ewwwww Just, no Fang leaves News flash James Patterson Fang is one of the ONLY reasons people read Maximum Ride In fact, I think it should be called Fang, not Maximum Ride Angel I get that Max still sees her as a little, well, Angel, but she ISN T She is a backstabbing trouble maker with an ironic name The Voice Ignoring the fact that the idea of a Voice is stupid, the voice is a hipocrite Fang is your soulmate So Max listens to the Voice, and dates him In The Seventh Book In The Bestselling Series, Evil Scientists Are Still Trying To Convince Max That She Needs To Save The World, This Time By Providing The Genetic Link In Speeding Up The Pace Of Evolution Worse, They Re Trying To Convince Her That Her Perfect Mate Is Dylan, The Newest Addition To The Flock The Problem Is That, Despite Herself, Max Is Starting To Believe It Fang Travels The Country Collecting His Own Gang Of Evolved Humans, But The Two Separate Flocks Must Unite To Defeat A Frightening Doomsday Cult Whose Motto Is Save The Planet Kill The Humans And This Time, The True Heroine, For Once, Might Just Be Little Angel This was one of the first books that taught me what makes a bad book I was 14 when this book was released Before this point, I had read books in the past that I didn t like, but I never thought it was a bad book until this abomination was released.
Terrible writing, horrific character assassination, and contrived plot points that go nowhere It s an insult to the original books Patterson should fire the ghostwriters who wrote this.
That s all.

James Patterson

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