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[Aimee Carter] ☆ The Goddess Test [yuri PDF] Ebook Epub Download ☆ This book took me FOREVER to get And you know what it s like when you finally have access to the book you ve always wanted.
CUE THE CHA CHA DANCE But seriously, even 5 MONTHS is still a little hard to take in.
I mean, 5 MONTHS Seems like Carter is a little famous in the book world Ok, enough with the music and happiness We re getting serious puts on biker jacket and pretends to look cool This book was an EPIC read As in when I was a 10 year old, I liked every single book there was out there So yeah, I honestly don t know if I would love it as much as my little kid self.
Just warning ya, folks Kate is a girl who gets sucked in by Henry to the oh so magical underworld However, her only hopes are to save her mother So, obviously, in this action packed book, Carter makes this a life or death scenario I mean, what image error Warning There are some vulgarities in here because I m a very vulgar person Look away if your sensitive eyes can t handle it.
Man, getting through this book was like having my wisdom teeth pulled out with no lidocaine Terrible, I tell ya.
But anyway, let s get on to the review, shall we The Goddess Test has an awesome, awesome premise Girl going through tests to become the bride of Hades HECK YEAH, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT And it started that way but shortly after immediately crashed and smoldered So much so that I ended up going, no, no, take it back I understand that it s an author s prerogative or free choice to reinvent staple figures of mythology, legends, stories, or what have you but really, I don t care what you say I hated it You know those Greek gods that you loved because they were such dick faced assholes that were vain, sel Warning Profanity What is this Seriously What did I just read Because it s supposed to be a retelling of the myth of Hades Persephone Instead I got some emo god with no incest, no monsters or three headed Cerberus.
I can forgive errors if the material is good over all So I can deal with the mythical flaws in Xena Hercules and Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Disney s Hercules However, this piece completely bastardizes the source material by turning into a cheap romance, that lacks any emotional complexity or sense of excitement.
Kate is frustrating and I should feel for her easily Loosing my mother is one of my deepest, darkest fears so why can t I manage any sympathy for her Oh, that s right she s a poorly written, straw wo man feminist, with a martyr complex that makes no sense with her self centered personality I mean she gets the deal of a lifetime handed to This was a truly terrible book, but I feel so bad giving it such a low rating It s like I just kicked a puppy A really stupid puppy that s wet my bed for the 47th time, but stillkicking a puppy.
I ve read a lot of unrealistic heroines in my day, but Kate tops the list She s not all that terrible I ll give her some points She is kind, caring, with a soft spot bigger and tender than a newborn s head The first sentence of the story gives us a preview of her character I spent my eighteenth birthday driving from New York City to Eden, Michigan, so my mother could die in the town where she was born Kate s had a tough life No father, and her mother has been terminally ill from cancer for the last four years She s known suffering, and she is kind, compassionate, and caring she will forgive just about anything Kate is endlessly supportive, endlessly optimistic,
This explains a lot.
5 starsHere s the thing about this book it was decent enough Not nearly as good as what I was hoping for, but decent Now, I have been in the midst of a passionate love affair with Greek mythology since the 2nd grade I am perpetually in the throes of a burning passion, you may say I love it all it s like a soap opera times 100 Greek mythology contains some of the most entertaining and delightfully sinful stories I have ever had the pleasure of reading, telling, reenacting.
Anyway, did you hear that, Ms Carter Sinful was the key word, there And here leads to what I didn t like about this book The Greek Gods Sinned Like Motherfuckers Literally, if you catch my drift Sorry, children Look, I understand and appreciate artistic license You can bend your material a bit But when you have ZEUS the king haha, pun of promiscuity saying that lust is wrong DNF at 9%a wise woman once said fuck this shit and she lived happily ever after.